A couple of days ago, after playing several intense games of ping pong, Ingrid and I headed to the restaurant for a late night meal and dessert.
Right from the start we got a severe case of the giggles, but it got worse after we ate our food and drank our radlers (beer + lemonade). We couldn't stop talking and laughing. (We were sitting in another section of the restaurant, but I'm sure we were disrupting the entire place.)
We talked about many things that night...and then I ended up getting the hiccups, which threw us into a tizzy. But the main topic of conversation was of all the recent funerals in Konigswiesen.
A 55-year-old man passed away last week and his funeral is this Friday. (On a side note: there was some debate about how he passed. Franz said kidney failure and Ingrid said cancer. I guess it really doesn't matter at this point.) Now, to understand what a funeral or wedding or any celebration or big event for that matter means to the Karlingers and Konigswiesen in general, you have to understand that in a small town (population 3,000), people know other people very very well. So someone's death or momentous occasion means something to just about everyone. And to the Karlingers, since they own a restaurant, this means post-event gatherings at their place.
Anyhow, the middle-aged man passed away and I commented that there seemed to be a lot of funerals while I've been here. Ingrid said she thought so too...an unusual amount. And then I said that maybe the amount of funerals have increased because I was there. And Ingrid said she thought so too, but she didn't say it, I did.
So after this brief exchange, we started thinking back to who died while I was here. I counted four funerals (and one wedding) and Ingrid was convinced that there were five.
Franz informed us that on average there are 15-20 people who die every year in Konigswiesen. I stated that then the deaths weren't that many because it is about five per season. Yes, said Ingrid, but I've been here five weeks and that means there was a death or wedding every week since I've got here and that is not typical.
We concluded that I was to stay away from elderly people the remainder of my time here.